Velociwrangler Hat

The Velociwrangler is a cowboy unlike any other. He rides the fierce and mighty velociraptor, a prehistoric creature that none have dared to tame. Believe it or not, he once told us the secret to taming a velociraptor is quality chips and salsa. Show up with Pace and try passing it off as salsa… well, ask ol’ One Handed John how that turned out. He’s a master of the lasso, the darling of ladies, and the boss of the watering hole. Some say he was born in the wrong era because velociraptors are 75 million years old and not real, others say that he’s a true cowboy of the future because of his inclusive choice of steed… But one thing’s for sure - the Velociwrangler is a sight to behold! Especially when he’s sharing a bowl of sala with that honery ol’ raptor.